25 September, 2012

mari kita tgk sapa yg kena ...

Assalamualaikum ...!!!

last week masa tgh buat keje dapat la email dari sorg staff ni ... rajin la pulak dia nak share benda2 cenggini ... tapi aku layan kan je ... subject utk email dia berbunyi : Take a break ... mmg dan dan tu jugak la aku break kan diri aku yg tgh berkorje tu ... hehehheh ... meh tgk apa yg di share tu ... jom kita tgk sapa yg menang .... hahahahahah

Men vs Women

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

me: tgk jugak la ... kadang2 ada je yg pompuan ni panggil nama2 macam yg lelaki ni ..

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller,and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

me: so not true .. sbb in my experience perempuan yg jenis x kisah ... lelaki berkira sangat ok ... bab kalkulator pulak akan dikeluarkan bila nak gi beli barang dapur je :p

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

me : xde lebih atau kurang nya lelaki atau perempuan utk situasi ni ... sama je, kalau dah suka mmg kita akan sanggup bayar walaupun harga x masuk akal ...

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

me : true and not true ... kadang2 lelaki pon banyak jugak barang2 dia ... cuba terjah lelaki metroseksual ... yg menjaga penampilan ... banyak ok ... kalah pompuan ... :p

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

me : no comment! ... heheheheh

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

me : i only love Peah, comey & Gebu ...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

me : no comment! ...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

me : ye ke ... hmmm ... tak semestinya jugak ... ramai je perempuan yg berjaya atas usaha sendiri ... tapi kalau dah suami mmg berjaya, mesti la dia akan habiskan duit pada wife dia kan .... heheheh ...

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

me : vice versa kot! ... :p

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

me : x semua nye betul ... lelaki ada jugak yg suka dress up kalau nak keluar ... most of my friends pun dress up kalau nak keluar ... so x betul la sangat kan ...

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

me : ye ke..?? :p

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

me : ada betul ada x betul jugak ... utk family yg parents sangat gilakan keje, dua2 pun x hiraukan sangat anak2 ... sape yg amik kisah, bibik jugak kan .. so utk kes ni, terpulang pada individu sendiri ...

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

ok lah dulu ....

sampai jumpa lagi ....!!!!

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